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CITIZEN REPORT PORTAL

REPORT AN ACTIVE ROAD MENACE SIGHTING IN REAL-TIME

Sighting Dispatch Form

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Level 5 - ROAD SURFACE NUISANCE

Citizen Threat Coefficient (CTC)

52/100
Bumper Half-Life (weeks)3
Tag Horizon (years past expiry)2
Cabin Vapor Opacity (0–10)1
View methodology in Menace Science Lab →

Active Menace Hotspots

Warning levels are highly elevated in the following sectors based on citizen reports:

1. ATLANTA METRO9.9 CRITICAL
Hotspot telemetry: Missing bumper density 98.4%
📡 Source
2. HOUSTON (INNER LOOP)9.5 SEVERE
Hotspot telemetry: Paper tag average age 4.2 years
📡 Source
3. CHARLOTTE CORRIDORS9.2 SEVERE
Hotspot telemetry: Split-lane highway weaving frequency critical
📡 Source

Vigilante Sighting Rewards

Report threats to level up your status and unlock official Department of Menace Analytics hardware.

1 Sighting
Zip-Tie Recruit
3 Sightings
Bumper Inspector
5 Sightings
Altima Commander
10 Sightings
Silas Gatz Heir

Citizen Sighting Log

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